Sunday, February 26, 2017

Important Dates Reminder

Important Dates Reminder - The Funny Jokes
A guy who had forgotten the dates for a number of his friends' and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on. He went to a number of...

Why Men Should Never Complain… Be Careful What You Wish For From God

Why Men Should Never Complain... Be Careful What You Wish For From God
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my...

How to Act crazy and get time off for a few days – Two Trainees Joke

How to Act crazy and get time off for a few days - Two Trainees Joke
Two Trainees working in the same office. One wanted some time off, but knew the boss wouldn't allow him to take leave. He decided to act crazy so the boss would tell him to take a few days off. He hung upside down from the...

This Is Why Men Should NOT Be Allowed in the Kitchen

This Is Why Men Should NOT Be Allowed in the Kitchen
Yesterday I sent my dear husband a text message saying: "Hey sweetie, you see that bag of potatoes? Please peel half and put them in the pot to boil. Thank you!" When I got home, this is what I saw... That's the last time he sets foot...

Best Divorce Letter

Husband Admits To Sleeping With Wife's SISTER. But Her Response Is The Best Thing I've Ever Read
Break up's are always nasty, and divorce is even worse! I mean they can get nasty, just as this one did, when this Ex Husband left his wife for HER SISTER! He wrote the most awful letter – which made me so mad, I...

Husband Kicks His Ex-Wife Out Of Their Million Dollar Home. Her Revenge? You’ll DIE LAUGHING.

Husband Kicks His Ex-Wife Out Of Their Million Dollar Home. Her Revenge? You'll DIE LAUGHING.
Probably all of us have heard some interesting stories when The husband leaves his wife for the young secretary. Well, in this story we are going to write about Jake, who after 37 years of marriage left dumped his wife for his young secretary. The...

The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. These Guys Just Nailed It

The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. These Guys Just Nailed It - The Funny Jokes
Think outside of the box. Moment of thinking... These are few questions asked in HR interview! The answers are really stunning and inspiring. Thinking out of the box! A must read... Question 1: "You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily,...

One Blonde Playing The $20,000 Game But What Happened Next Is Priceless

Funny Joke: One Blonde Playing The $20,000 Game But What Happened Next Is Priceless
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely undressed." With that,...

Unexpected Twist Between Failed Student & Professor

Unexpected Twist Between Failed Student & Professor - The Funny Jokes
A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor. Student: Sir, do you know everything about law? Professor: Yes. Student: So, If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you have to give me "A" Grade. Professor...

Women Will Be Women

Funny Joke: Women Will be Women
One day a 54 year old lady had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital. While on the operation, she had a near death experience. On that time, seeing God she asked, "is my life completed?" God replied, "no, you have another 34 years to...

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